I'm a fan of the Croc.
The littlest, teeniest baby Crocs are the cutest thing ever.
They're great for kids--boys and girls alike--easy to put on and great around the pool and beach. The endless selection of rainbow colors they are offered in will appeal to even the pickiest shoe shopper. Plus you can personalize them with little doo-dads to make your own funky statement.
I even think they look pretty cute on us grown-up ladies. See--I updated mine with a fun skull and eyeball.
But this morning I witnessed a most unpleasant sight: Grown Man In Crocs. It was ugly, people. Note to the guys: Crocs on men is dorky with a capital DORK. No amount of coolness you possess could make up for this. You could put Gerard Way , who I happen to think is the coolest guy on the planet, in Crocs and it would make me die a little inside. You could be a sexy surgeon a la McDreamy--but even paired with scrubs the Crocs would be a nightmare.
There is no possible way to do it right.
The man I encountered this morning is a perfectly nice-looking, amiable guy. He was talking to me, but I don't even remember what he was saying because all I could focus on was his dork-feet. He looked like a big, giant four year old. I wanted to give him a juice box and some Goldfish crackers and turn Dragon Tales on for him.
So, men, please don't try to convince yourselves that Crocs are a wise fashion choice. I know they're comfy and cool in warm weather, but if you have even the slightest regard for your manliness, step away from the Crocs!!!
And don't even get me started on men in sandals...