Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Crazy Googles

Today I was looking at my "stat counter" and, for the first time ever, I checked my "top keywords" which are the words people have typed into Google that landed them on my blog. OMG were there some weird ones! A few examples:

"Found caterpillar in house."
Who would Google this? Seriously? "OMG--there's a caterpillar in my house! What do I do???" "Quick--Google it! If that doesn't help we'll call 911!"

"Diaper humiliation."
This sounds like it could be borderline kinky!

"Killer baboon."
You came to the right place!
"I am looking for babies who want babies for foto."
I don't know what this means, but it's creepy!

"Funhouse skirts up."
Pervert!

"Ashlee Simpson braces."
Sorry--I can't help with that one--but I think she had a nose job.

"Bubblegum restaurant in Long Beach."
I've never heard of it--but now I want to go!

"10 fun things to do with an old pumpkin."
I could maybe come up with five fun things?
1. Smash them.
2. Sorry--that's all I could come up with!

"Pickles the freaky clown."
This one really cracked me up! I think I'll Google it and to find a pic of him/her/it.

"Fat lady laughing fun house."
Hey--that's just mean! I'm not that fat! My trainer is on maternity leave--okay! I'll start working out again...one of these days...

"Bright lime green shirt and shorts hula hooping like crazy"
??????? I hope you found what you were looking for...

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21 comments:

Ronda's Rants said...

Gosh I wish I had thought of "My trainer is on Maternity leave!" line...kidding! I am having trouble hooking up my google search "thingie"...I am so challenged by all this...maybe I don't want to know how people find me! I am still a little freaked out by all this...yet I am still blogging!!
I am just glad I found your blog!

Lori said...

I was looking for the latest Pickle pictures so WHERE ARE THEY?! tee hee hee :)

So where are they? ;)

Kori said...

Wow some of those are definitely interesting.

Jo-Jo said...

I need to learn how to do that. It sounds like a hoot!

oº˚ Queen Bee ˚ºo said...

Sounds like fun -- May have to try that one.

Much Love
Anissa

Z's Mom said...

Those are hilarious!!!! and weird!!!! and I thought my Google searches made no sense!!!

I still haven't figured out how to do this thinging on my stat counter yet....

Annikke said...

That had me cracking up! Peple Google some of the weirdest things don't they? My 7 yo is constantly saying "Just Google it mom!" whenever I don't know the answer to something!

Jen B. said...

OMG! Some of the things people google... just strange!

Jennifer said...

hahaha- hilarious!

I especially like this one: "Bright lime green shirt and shorts hula hooping like crazy"

Linda S said...

"Killer baboon."

I had a feeling he was here...can I have him back?

I have to do one of these posts...yours are hysterical!

CaraBee said...

Isn't is crazy what google sends our way? I mean "Killer Baboon"?! Come on.

Kathy said...

OMG! This is too fun! I love that you shared this with us. I've been away for a bit but I'm back and catching up. I love your Halloween stuff! I've left something for you on my site - grab it if you want or just have fun checking out the sites I shared.

Aleta said...

Those are too funny. I'll have to see what my top keywords are. You have me curious!

Susie said...

Those are hiliarous!! I love it when people share those keywords!! It's always a hoot!!

noble pig said...

That is so funny....I bet they are surprised to see a little girl instead of a pickle!

Jenni Jiggety said...

LOL! I always to check what freak thing people type into google...

DysFUNctional Mom said...

The Pickles one is definitely the funniest! I love those searches.

Maggie, Dammit said...

"Pickles the Crazy Clown"?????

I fear for the future. I do.

Kelly said...

Oooh, you got some good freaks out there googling you!!

I can't wait to see Pickles the freaky clown pictures!!

Vanessa said...

I came over here from Kathalog. I love this it's so fun. I want to do that. How did you do that? I wonder what would come up for my blog. You have some pretty good stuff here. I will definetly have to come here more often
Vanessa

Dee from Downunder said...

I love these search term posts, hilarious.