Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Things That Need To Go Away

10. The phrase "I just threw up a little in my mouth." OMG--I never need to hear this again! I think it should be replaced with the grosser and funnier "I just diarrhead in my mouth."

9. The tv show Fairly Odd Parents. I have hurt myself lunging for the remote to turn this off as quickly as possible. Everything about this show is hateful!

8. Daylight Savings. Is there some kind of petition I can sign to get rid of this? I want my hour back! Whoever started this didn't have kids!

7. Robots calling and leaving long rambling messages on my voicemail about a cruise I've "won."

6. American Idol songs on the radio. Listen--I like the show--it's fun, but today the DJ said "Coming up--some Daughtry and Kelly Clarkson. Ugh--they're taking over and I don't like it!

5. Dancing With the Stars. I just can't get into this show. Even when people I really like are on it.
4. Soft talkers /Close talkers. Please go away!

3. The entire cast of Real Housewives of Orange County. Truly awful. And the cast of Real Housewives of New York aren't far behind the way this season is going.

2. The tv ads for prescription drugs followed by that long ramble of potential symptoms--especially the one about the "erection lasting more than four hours." Ew!

1. The torrential rains we've been having followed by frigid cold which leaves every outdoor surface a solid a sheet of ice. Could it be either winter or spring and stop switching back and forth? I slipped and fell carrying Pickle last week!

Can you tell I'm irritable from my no-carb diet? But I get another A+ today!!


SouthernDogwoods said...

I agree with your list! But I fall under the category that watches the Real Housewives of NY. Watched it last night! Ugh! Why? I am not sure! It is like a train wreck you can not look away from!

Allison said...

Most of those irritate me...I lunge for the remote or the off button at the site of Yo Gabba Gabba!

The ladies on the Real Housewives are screwed up, but isn't that why we watch!!!! LOL.

We finally got much needed rain today and it is in the forecast for the next week. However, like you, I don't like the cold temps that come with it!

Rebecca Jo said...

OHHHHH... no!!! Dont take away Dancing with the Stars!!!!

And I'll loose an hour to STAY on this daylight savings... I hate when we gain an hour & it so dark early... I go into hybernation!

Jennifer said...

Hahaha! #2 cracks me up. We joke at work about some of the happy pills with the long list if side effects. ;P

Glad I'm not the only one who couldn't get into Dancing with the Stars.

Daughtry can be my personal radio and sing to me everyday though. =)

Unknown said...

I agree on ALL ten.

CaraBee said...

I agree with every one on your list! I can NOT watch Real Housewives. Something about a bunch of rich women backstab, finagle and gossip is more than I can take. I've got plenty of other vapid things to fill my time with.

Jenny and the Princess Peonies said...

I completely concur!!

Becky said...

Oh some carbs!!! kay?!?!?!

Things will seem MUCH better when you do!!!!! (even dancing fairly oddparents singing Kelly Clarkson's new song about throw up in your mouth:)

Ronda's Rants said...

I hate Daylight Savings Time...I truly do...I feel like a drunken sailor back from shore leave! Or at least what I would imagine one would feel like :)

Brenda said...

Daylight Saving Time was definetely thought up by a man who doesn't have to get his kids up for school in the morning! My 5 year old had her first meltdown in months this afternoon - I balme DST!

I also hate Dancing with the Stars - I just don't get the appeal of it.

Susie said...

Amen to that!!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I would say you need some bread! LOL! You're mad.

Jen said...

How long is this no carb thing going to last? Just wondering ;)

Jenni said...

I like the ads that tell you how using their drug may result in death.


Anonymous said...

Daylight Savings Time--you just need to move to AZ! We just got back from there and they neither spring forward nor fall back. It's awesome!

And now I must give you the silent treatment for what you said about DWTS.

Putting the FUN in DysFUNctional said...

TOTALLY with you on #4 & 5!!

Jen said...

I'm with you on most of those!