Crazy Googles

Today I was looking at my "stat counter" and, for the first time ever, I checked my "top keywords" which are the words people have typed into Google that landed them on my blog. OMG were there some weird ones! A few examples:

"Found caterpillar in house."

Who would Google this? Seriously? "OMG--there's a caterpillar in my house! What do I do???" "Quick--Google it! If that doesn't help we'll call 911!"

"Diaper humiliation."

This sounds like it could be borderline kinky!

"Killer baboon."

You came to the right place!

"I am looking for babies who want babies for foto."

I don't know what this means, but it's creepy!

"Funhouse skirts up."

Pervert!

"Ashlee Simpson braces."

Sorry--I can't help with that one--but I think she had a nose job.

"Bubblegum restaurant in Long Beach."

I've never heard of it--but now I want to go!

"10 fun things to do with an old pumpkin."

I could maybe come up with five fun things?

1. Smash them.

2. Sorry--that's all I could come up with!

"Pickles the freaky clown."

This one really cracked me up! I think I'll Google it and to find a pic of him/her/it.

"Fat lady laughing fun house."

Hey--that's just mean! I'm not that fat! My trainer is on maternity leave--okay! I'll start working out again...one of these days...

"Bright lime green shirt and shorts hula hooping like crazy"

??????? I hope you found what you were looking for...